My name is Gordon Zola and I've been collecting back scratchers since 1996. My collection has over 30 different back scratchers and I'm always on the lookout for more back scratchers. If you have a unique back scratcher you are willing to part with, leave me a message and maybe I can buy your back scratcher off you. If you want to give me a regular back scratcher, that's also good with me, but I won't pay for it. I already have more regular back scratchers than a man needs. You'll scratch my back and I'll scratch yours, as they say.